Serious Joke

May 30, 2009

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the  ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog  in a trap.

The frog said to her, ‘If you release me from this trap, I  will grant you three wishes.’  The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,  ‘Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!’ The woman  said, ‘That’s okay.’

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.  The frog warned her, ‘You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis  whom women will flock to’.
The woman replied, ‘That’s okay, because I will  be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.’
So, KAZAM-  she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she  wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, ‘That will make  your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than
you. ‘
The woman said, ‘That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s  his is mine.’
So, KAZAM- she’s the richest woman in the world!

The  frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, ‘I’d like to have a  mild heart attack.’

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t  mess with them.

Attention
female readers:

This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good!

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times  ‘milder’ than his wife!!!

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart …

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!


Punctuation is powerful!!

May 7, 2009

An English professor wrote the words : “A woman without her man is nothing”
 

On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
 
 

All of the males in the class wrote : “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
 

All the females in the class wrote : “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
 
 
So to conclude, punctuation is powerful ….