For Maths & Engineering Students

Question: Prove that 2/10=2

Answer: Normal college students insist Question is “OUT of Syllabus” or incorrect.

but

Engineering Students never knows what is correct answer, he/she always think, we are Engineering student and so we should think differently and invent new miracles

So engineering student will solve this example as below
2=two,
10=ten.

therefore          Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.

w=23,
o=15,
e=5,
n=14.

therefore

w+o=23+15=38
&
e+n=5+14=19

Therefore     wo/en=38/19= 2.

Hence Proved

FOR, Engineers ” It doesn’t matter ans kya hai, they say ans kya lana he.”

How to check your Antivirus Efficency?

A Trick To Check Ur Antivirus Is Working Properly,

Open notepad

Copy this code in the text file….

X5O!P%@AP[4\ PZX54(P^) 7CC)7}$EICAR- STANDARD- ANTIVIRUS- TEST-FILE! $H+H*

then save it with the name fakevirus.exe

If this file got deleted immediately ….that means ur antivirus is working n updated…

Enjoy!

Serious Joke

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the  ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog  in a trap.

The frog said to her, ‘If you release me from this trap, I  will grant you three wishes.’  The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,  ‘Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!’ The woman  said, ‘That’s okay.’

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.  The frog warned her, ‘You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis  whom women will flock to’.
The woman replied, ‘That’s okay, because I will  be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.’
So, KAZAM-  she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she  wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, ‘That will make  your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than
you. ‘
The woman said, ‘That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s  his is mine.’
So, KAZAM- she’s the richest woman in the world!

The  frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, ‘I’d like to have a  mild heart attack.’

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t  mess with them.

Attention
female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good!

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times  ‘milder’ than his wife!!!

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart …

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character

The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the water close to Japan has not held many fish for decades. So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went further than ever. The further the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring the fish. If the return trip took more time, the fish were not fresh. To solve this problem, fish companies installed freezers on their boats.

They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go further and stay longer. However, the Japanese could taste the difference between
fresh and frozen fish. And they did not like the taste of frozen fish.
The frozen fish brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin.

After a little thrashing around, they were tired, dull, and lost their fresh-fish taste.
The fishing industry faced an impending crisis! But today, they get fresh-tasting fish to Japan . How did they manage? To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks but with a small shark. The fish are challenged and hence are constantly on the move. The challenge they face keeps them alive and fresh!

Have you realized that some of us are also living in a pond but most of the time tired and dull ? Basically in our lives, sharks are new challenges to keep us active.If you are steadily conquering challenges, you are happy. Your challenges keep you energized.
Don’t create success and revel in it in a state of inertia. You have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference.
Put a shark in your tank and see how far you can really go!

‘Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character’ – Elbert Einestine

SOLUTION of THE Global Financial Crisis???

It is August. In a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt.

Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a Euro100 note on the reception counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third floor.
 
The hotel owner takes the bank note in hurry and rushes to his meat supplier to whom he owes E100.
 
The butcher takes the money and races to his wholesale supplier to pay his debt.
 
The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay E100 for sheep he purchased some time ago.
 
The farmer triumphantly gives the E100 note to the grocer from whom his family had taken supplies on credit.
 
The grocer goes quickly to the hotel, as he owed the hotel owner rental for occupying the shop in one corner of the hotel.
 
At that moment, the rich Russian comes down to Reception and informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory, takes his E100 back, and departs.
 
There was no profit or income. But everyone no longer has any debt and the small town people look optimistically towards their future.
 
COULD THIS BE THE SOLUTION TO THE Global Financial Crisis? Or, is there a catch here?

Punctuation is powerful!!

An English professor wrote the words : “A woman without her man is nothing”
 

On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
 
 

All of the males in the class wrote : “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
 

All the females in the class wrote : “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
 
 
So to conclude, punctuation is powerful ….

Seven Ways to Identify a Liar

1.
Consider the person’s recall: Liars never forget what they have to say but they may stumble when telling a tale by making contradicting statements. They’re also eager to change the subject.
 
2.
Observe the person’s overall body language: Liars can look ill at ease, fiddling with their hair, stroking their throat, or rubbing their eyes. With their body often turned away from you, you may notice hand or leg fidgeting. Liars also have trouble swallowing and may shake their heads after a point has been made. When the subject finally gets changed, they appear happier and more comfortable, maybe laughing nervously.
 
3.
Take notice of any defensiveness: Liars will often take offence to any indication that they’re under suspicion. They’re likely to throw any accusations you throw at them back at you. They will also talk too much, feeling the need to over-explain themselves.
 
4.
Home in on facial expressions: Liars fail to control their micro-expressions. While fibbing, you may notice nervous twitching. Their hand may be covering or touching their face. People also tend to touch the mouth when feeling guilty or anxious. They’re particularly good with fake smiles.
 
5.
Don’t overlook the Pinocchio reaction: When a human tells a lie, extra blood gets pumped through the body and the nose swells by a fraction of millimeter. Liars may subsequently touch the tip of their nose unconsciously.
 
6.
Concentrate on the eyes: A liar has a troubled brow and downcast or darting eyes. They have trouble directly engaging your gaze. They also give you eye-accessing clues. If the person is telling you the truth, he’ll look up and to the left since that’s the side of the brain we use for recalling information. If she’s lying, she’ll look up and to the right, which is the creative side of the brain, because she’s mentally constructing something that hasn’t happened.
 
7.
Note the person’s voice: The higher the stakes are, the more the liar has a fear of getting caught. With this, the liar has a harder time controlling his body language or her voice. The pitch or rate of the speech may change, with the individual giving a lot of “umms” and “ahhs.” Often, a liar will appear stilted and monotone. Answers may seem rehearsed.